Monday, August 13, 2007 @ 7:46 PM
The Rebellion of the Goblin Army
Today our reliable 2/5 friend Arvind convieniently forgot to bring the ball, and after O'Level Drama, we found a ball and went to the basketball court near the Ang Mo Kio MRT Station to play. It was a enjoyable game until the arrival of the Goblin Army. This army included 5 kids, their faces below the hight of my butt. they first asked me if they could be the next team, (meaning THEY VS US) and i said, "nah we goin home after this". This seemed to enrage their feeble minds as they began to bombard us with insults with every mistake. These insults ranged from " You got no C*CK" to stuff we couldnt comprehend. Then, our friend Shafeeq could not control himself and fired back a barrage of insults, to which one of the Goblin Warriors said "Ok, yall so big come versus us lah" and so the battle of the armies began. within the first 10 mins we led 1-0, and later they invited an ITE dude who played too rough, and included some own moves like THE FLYING KICK AT OPPONENTS FACE, well, we still made the score 2-0, and as tht was our agreed final score, we wanted to go home, to which they said, one more goal, and to ease their insults, we agreed, and soon they got another player from sec 4 or maybe three. this guy was the only sane one, and he was good, but yet, we scored the last goal. 3-0, game over...yet we were filled with displeasure with the Goblin Army, and Syazuan from 2/1 was staring at this small Goblin Warrior. The ITE fool said "STARE WAD STARE? ONE MORE TIME YOU COME HERE I BREAK UR FACE" oooooohhh, scaryyy.

Well, the Goblin Army was defeated and we stripped them of their pride yet unfortunately we couldnt manage to curb their motormouths, we went to buy a drink and when we came back there was no sign of them. Probably ran home to their MOMMIES who want them home before 7...Well, my theory is being proved over nd over again. To all the sane people left in this world, HAVE KIDS BEFORE THE YEAR 2035, for it has been said that by this time, all the kids born would be mentally deffiecient one way or another. It is the inevitable, save yourself the trauma, this time would be when terrorists would come to good use, bomb the little Goblins off the face of Earth, for your own safety and World Peace. Thank You