Tuesday, July 3, 2007 @ 6:23 PM
Instigation
Today, me and my partner the chicken were constantly disturbed by the CM gang, and they were repeatedly immersing them in their joyous SNAPTWIST game(You should now know the names of these people by reading the word snaptwist), enjoying the sight of people being hit.(Sadistic).

Our new Chair-Man, The tomato, was strutting around passing everybody charity forms with a "by Mother Tongue ah" deadline, and mother tongue was a period away. How brilliant! So when i could no longer stand the CM gang's babbling, i walked towards the Expat and Mr Arav's table. in that time, i mentioned to Ms Tomato, "This is what you call white Gorilla Warfare"( i said tht becos at that point the CM Gang were happily whacking each other, and white because, they arent very dark) and instead of returning me with her usual facial expression(giggling like face) she looked at me and said" You are the BLACK gorilla".

Wow, not only has Ms Tomato been insulting me repeatedly, she now insults my intellect by saying "black gorilla". well ms tomato, have you seen a gorilla of any other colour before? Perhaps you have seen a RED one? very much like yourself? Well, i think, if you have looked into the mirror, there is a high chance you have... Or, on the topic of monkey/ape species, think of any other monkey that has a very prominent RED part and compare it with your face, you might find a one of a kind self portrait. the Ape is spelt: B_ _OO N

I shall now talk more about ms tomato, using The Expat's ingenious first blog post title as the reason to the question why im talkin about her. But instead of BURNT ROTI PRATA, i shall use TOMATO...

Well, the tomato has often criticised the expat about his one-of a kind ego, but she never reflected upon herself...i shall now provide proof to my speech in the line above... Ms Tomato gave me a note once, it read:

"Work hard, blahblahblah, but dont try and beat me in exam, cos you cannot". This one line simply highlights the ego of Ms Tomato...You should know, people who boast alot often are made embarrased. Well, maybe ms tomato has been so exposed to such embarrasment that her face turned permenantly red!

Last but not least, im wondering whether anybody besides myself have been annoyed by the CM Gang's SNAPTWIST mania. Thank You

Well,i am now on the lookout for other marvellous deeds Ms Tomato has engaged herself in and i shall rig it up here.