Wednesday, July 11, 2007 @ 8:25 PM
The Bitch
Well, this is the second time i have to postpone my aid the tomato campaign for something important. My new sources inform me that a rumour has been spread about some lust i have for (forbidden name). Well, this is not true, and i place this point as the most important thing to note during this post.



Well, my sources also led me to the identity of this tall-tale teller. It(the tall tale teller) can be found in 3/3, my sincerest apologies for ruining the class name, and IT can only be found with the aid of a microscope(please ensure you look downwards). It seems that the vertically challenged people are now rebelling against the others! This particular IT, stands, according to her, it actually, 157, but classmates say this exaggeration of height should not be condoned, instead, IT, stands 155!Well, the IT has been spreading things about me and (forbidden name) and after searching for reasons that could possibly explain why someone(or thing) i considered my FRIEND, would say such things!Even after i forgave IT the first time!Well, on to my possible explanations:



-->IT, is like the Expat says, "Asking for it" by probing me, daring me to post, after i forgave It the first time round



-->IT, wants to be known by people around IT, so looks for any way and means to get known...



Well, on further investigation, IT too isnt all that innocent. Behind the physical form of this be spectacled and braces-ed not-very-tall girl, lies a girl, with whom many unlucky boys have been romantically liked to. The range of these links spread beyond my wildest imaginations. I shall just name ONE, and if IT's best-friend says this guy is THE guy, there has to be SOME reality...Well, im not sure of the deeper details involved, but the name...Saiful. Well,to all my readers to whom IT has spread its vile propaganda, to whom IT has used ITS fantasies against me, now you know what kind of a person...correction...thing is IT.

Other things IT has been knowned to do: Draw naked Afro guys, revolve around Eminem,(atleast even if i, too like the bloke's music i dont pray to him),try to get away with ruining people in extreme ways by using " IT WAS A JOKE" as an excuse


My hand has been forced to post this, but i have once again, consented to my conscience's will. I cannot let this tall-tale-teller go around ruining me with lies.To all other readers who are still unaffected by the indecent and vile propaganda of IT, i now come to my 3rd Revelation, THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, I DO NOT LIKE/LOVE/ANYTHING EXCEPT HATE the person whom i refer to as THE FORBIDDEN ONE...