Ok, i have decided to teach the world how to identify people from different nationalities.I don not mean to be racist here but it is just a bunch of facts i unearthed today. In different situations, you can use different techniques, let me not brief you one the first way...
As usual startin off with:
Indian Nationals:
Indian nationals can be simply identified in the airport. they all have the same ambience
-->A cardboard like luggage bag with wheels arnd 15 cm apart so every bump will send it flipping over making the person wonder for the next hour why he/she bought the bag
-->A strange rather displeasing aroma can be smelt, as long as you're taller than he/she.
-->There will definitely be a child because they all dunno family planning methods
-->The finishing touch would be to ask them something, and by the famous voice, you would know,even if you've never heard it before, you will know, miraculous part about it...
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Chinese Nationals:
Not as easy but i'll do my best
-->A face totally powdered up white with a combination of standard red lipstick to make their fair faces stand out
-->They will look at people of every other race like that person just did something so ridiculous it would be on the next day's front page
-->If you end up with one of these people beside u on the plane or in the airport lift, there will definitly be a gap, not caused by you, but because they will squash themselves to be at a distance from you.
-->This part is strange but true...it doesnt occur in Singaporean chinese dont worry, but Chinese nationals have a strangely meaty odour to their skin
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Japanese Nationals:
Not so much to say but...
-->They will wrap themselves up like mummies when exposed to any bit of sunlight, seems the new Terminal 3 will have natural sunlight streaming in, so more of this scenes can be seen
-->Just mention something about Japan and the whole lotta them really get excited...there was this time when i was in Turkey, this stand up comedian was there, and there were japanese in the audience, so the guy asks where they're from, they told him Japan, and he says Oh my God, and they all started frowning and ask why he said that...
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Malay Nationals:
Ok, simple
-->At The departure gate, they will have the whole family tree there saying farewell
-->Same thing at the Arrival Hall
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Eurasian Nationals:
Easy
-->Look out for the stomach, its usually big
-->They are actually red, so in all u can describe them as Red & Fat, seems racist, but deep down you all know it is true, and doesnt mean that becoause they are usually Red&Fat, the girl in our class more known as Tomato is a eurasian ok?
Well, if you are confused about any other nationalities, hit me back and i shall look into it...
