Friday, April 27, 2007 @ 10:31 PM
The Expat(Episode 3)
Well, it was a pleasant day when i was walkin home with the two self acclaimed table toppers(one being our subject of interest here the expat himself)and also my other modest indian comrade. We were discussing about the magic of manchester united against roma, while being hindered by the table topping masters' blabbers. They (as usual) were discussing about their oh so important japanese homework. As we reached the MRT station, i was left alone while my comrade took a bus home. Well, it was like me, a smally fry in the ocean, as compared to two table toppers, although they were self acclaimed

Anyway, in the MRT, the Expat took out his marvellous N70, while the other took out a Fascinating N73(all the tech freaks pls dun ruin the blog by asking his name, number so u can call and ask the price,smell, feel, temp of the phone)and as the Expat scanned through the songs with such table-topping focus, he asked,"anymore new songs?" and the fellow topper said"yah, u want me send u?" and this was the starting point of The Expat's hilarious humiliation.With much staggering hesitation, The Expat said" my phone no space lah!" This was replied with a look of shock and disbelief the magnitude of the solar system."WHAT?! I THOUGHT UR PHONE UPGRADED TO MUSIC EDITION U SAY? GOT 8GB ALL THT?!" And if this brilliant way in which the "cake" was turning out to become, I think i topped it off with an ounce of magic by saying "oi, u really think he upgrade ah, go buy cover lah, thts why cannot work properly!"

The look of disgust on table-topper no1 was a perfect complement to the blush and utter humiliated face of The Expat.Well, the matter was soon aggravated when the truth that The Expat's miracle phone had a 256MB space was divulged, with table-topper one repeating the nmber in disbelieve over and over again.

Ahh, the Magnificence of life, and the living we come by once in awhile, these two table-topping people, who have mastered the virtue of patience with so much skill. Truly, these are the marvels of life. Well, there is still more, catch episode four after May 11. i havent forseen the title yet.Suspense.