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Friday, April 27, 2007 @ 9:09 PM
The Expat(Episode 2)
I was online the other day, when the Expat suddenly burst through with a" SHIIT LAH< MY CLAY CRACK, THEN I GOT LOST IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE."So, i go,"WAD JUNGLE LAH," so, the expat is mesmerised by my imbecil-ity deep inside, so with much disgust he says"aiyah i explain tomorrow lah".
It was a tough sleep that night, my mind racing, thinkin abt what an Expat of such (self-acclaimed)standards could need to tell a "Banglah" as he called us innocent indians.But, patience is a great virtue, and i strived through the hot night(mainly caused by global warming.NOTE:refer to mr leow teng hong or info on global warming)
Well, the next day i had to go through another episode of patience test because the Expat came so late(probably his chauffeur over slept) and when he came, the story unfolded
"Aiyo, yesterday i go to orchard road lah,got lost in the concrete jungle, i going to my friend's house in the grange residence, aiyoh that place style lah. But the stupid racist security guard ah, let all the indian construction worker go in never let me. aiyoh, in the end i lost go in the back way, i see all the lambourghini lah, mercedes lah all the high class BMW, aiyoh, the cheapskate HDB only got toyota, mitsubishi all, then i go in, got private lift for each flat lah, i donno how go in,i follow this korean fella lah, then the lift must have scanning thing i cannot get out lah! so i call him(with his magic N70, featured in future episode)then he come get me out.Aiyoh, i go in i see all the diamond studded walls lah.
At this point, ms lee returns us the essay, he saw a SV as SP(spelling mistake) and make fun of me, i said Its SV lah then he says "Sorry lah, i still dazed by the diamond studded walls"
Well, there are people like this in this world,trying to emphasise the magnitude of the importance money has today, as if we dont already know.Ok, i shall now work on the next episode, The upgrade of china covers.
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