Friday, April 27, 2007 @ 8:36 PM
The EXPAT(episode 1)
Hmm, over the past few days, THE expat(as he demands to be called instead of my error, exped) has made some fantastic remarks perfectly suitable for a blog! Thus, i shall postpone the competition to allow the expat to become more popular with his totally modest comments.Let me start with one right now(MY APOLOGIES TO ALL WHO HAVE POSTED THIS B4, MAYBE DEBLACKPARADE.BLOGSPOT.COM, OR ANYONE ELSE BUT THE MORE THE MERRIER, :) THANK YOU )

For those who are still unclear abt the expat, let me give you some (self-acclaimed) information about him.
He is a:
-->Billion dollar house owner
-->He has a starbucks inside this magnificent house
-->He almost managed to claim presidentship over indon, if not for the "unfortunate" call by a friend at that time, or else, he would have successfully murdered the innocent president to ??make the country better??
-->He has a car "A fraction of" another person's car.(NOTE:HIS CAR(AS HE CLAIMS HE HAS ONE) IS A LAMBOURGHINI. wooooooow IM SOOOOOO IMPRESSED. AND A GENERAL QTN, ARE ALL EXPATS LIKE THAT?)
-->And his friend lives in the "concrete jungle of orchard road(where this expat got lost)in the "grange-residence"(pls refer for more information in next post for further details of this magnificent place.)

Well, now you noe abt THE EXPAT, and the next post will contain more information in detail about the grange and the concrete jungle(EPISODE 2 OF THE EXPAD).